We’ve all been through it, wishing some book characters could hear us because they’re being dumb. This post is dedicated to those moments. I’m finally breaking my silence!!!
I’m gonna begin with the most obvious one. Alina, my darling, you deserve someone who loves you, someone who is worthy of you. You deserve someone, literally ANYONE, except Mal.
Branwen, how can you be attracted to a man named TANTRIS? T a n t r i s. Honestly, it reminds me so much of a praying mantis. I’m so sorry for what you had to see at the end of the book.
Is being queen really worth having tentacles? 😦 Tentacles are slimy and hard to manage because you have 8! As for a mermaid tail, it’s just one pretty mermaid tail. No suction cups!
Kay, I know you’re part of the Mean Girls clique but right now you are Cady Heron. You know who Regina George is, except in this scenario she’s a murderer. Don’t trust her, boo.
I GOT UR BACK VICTOR. U R WORTHY. U R ENOUGH. U DON’T NEED TO COMPARE URSELF TO ELI! U R NOT SECOND BEST. I AM SO PROUD OF U SWEETIE.
Tamlin I know you might be feeling so down and you’re thinking nothing is worth living for, but this isn’t the end of the road for you. Get up, do better, and be better. You deserve love as well. I can’t wait to read your redemption arc. I’ll be cheering for you when it comes.
Keegan, run as far as you can from Emma!!!! She’s playing you!!!!!!!!
Hurry up and get in my hands. I want you. I will treat you like a king. I will love you until the end of my days. Please love me back
(and send me an ARC copy)
A short post, I know. But these are some things that I really just want to tell some fictional characters (but alas, I can’t because… duh).